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Sindhi Jokes
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Q) What is an "astronaut" sindhi called?
A) Chandwani
Q) What is a "simple" sindhi called?
A) Sadwani
Q) What is a "colorful" sindhi called?
A) Rangwani
Q) What is a "careless" sindhi called?
A) Parwani
Q) What is a "honest" sindhi called?
A) Sachanandani
Q) What is an "electric" sindhi called?
A) Bijlani
Q) What is an "advanced" sindhi called?
A) Advani
Q) What is a "technology oriented" sindhi called?
A) Tekchandani
Q) What is a "revolving" sindhi called?
A) Pherwani
Q) What is a "vibrating" sindhi called ?
A) Kampani
Q) What is a "weight lifting" sindhi called?
A) Tolani
Q) What is a "consenting" sindhi called?
A) Rajani
Q) What is a "hairy" sindhi called?
A) Keswani
Q) what is an always obliging sindhi called ?
A) Kriplani
Q) What is a sindhi called who believe in krishna ?
A) Goplani
Q) What is a "smelly" sindhi called?
A) Baswani
Q) Sindhi lawyer: Case-wani
Sindhi lawyer after a case: Purse-wani
Q)The blue-skier sindhi:
Akash-wani
Q)What is a communist Sindhi called?
A) Lalwani.
Q)What is a Sindhi who falls from the 3rd floor called?
A) Thadani.
Q)What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called?
A) Kriplani.
Q)What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called?
A) Marjani.
Q)What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis" to Hindustani Music ?
A) Raga Kirvani.
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Santa Jokes
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Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.
Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi...
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !
Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I"m falling in love.
Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: "Free Delivery"
Santa asks: Who r u? Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can"t u read "Parking for two wheelers only"
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